SEV-0 // PERSONNEL LEAK
THE HELP DESK IS DEAD.
LONG LIVE THE HELP DESK.
The users ignored every ticket, every warning, every mandatory reboot. Now the server room is hungry.
Raise a workforce that never sleeps, never unionizes, and never asks whether the red liquid is coolant.
- 01 Click the office floor to spend bandwidth and deploy a Patch Ghoul.
- 02 Daemons hunt automatically. Wounds yield blood packets; kills yield credentials.
- 03 Buy upgrades, clear the floor, and escalate the incident.
Warning: warranty void where punctured.